The end is nigh!
Oh hello world,
This is Mike, and you’re going to end soon.
Not from war or plague or famine or invasion or countless other ways you could end. (yes that was a lot of “ors”).
The world is going to end because of horrible awkward situations, TV shows, musicals and movies. Is it just me or is everything becoming increasingly awkward? I mean, why do I have sit here and feel incredibly uncomfortable? Why are people putting me in this situation? I don’t go out every day looking to put myself in these situations.
Recently, the awkward uncomfortable situation was in the form of the new Toronto musical Spring Awakening. It was a great musical. The music was very well done, the costumes were nice, the acting was great and the awkward metre broke.
I don’t know whether or not it was the scene where the one 14 year-old boy whipped then beat his 14 year-old girlfriend with a stick after she begged him to beat her so she could “feel something real,” or the scene where one 14 year-old girl divulged how she is beaten daily by her father then followed that with a depressing song about incestual rape. You know what? It could have been the scene where one of the closet homosexual boys masturbated in the middle of the stage for 5 minutes while the rest of the cast danced around seductively.
No, that wasn’t it. You know what? I think it was when the main female character died because of an 1890’s style (coat-hanger) abortion gone wrong. Do you feel awkward yet? I do. Wait, I can pinpoint the moment it became awkward. It became awkward when the main male character exposed the breast of the main female character (both supposed to be 14 year-olds) then had sex with her on a swing while the rest of the cast held the swing and looked over the top of it like dogs at the side of the bed. This scene was then directly followed by intermission, so you had to sit there and look at everyone else in the theatre because the lights just came on. The intermission was followed by a more graphic extension of that sex scene, which now included thrusting. The difference is, that a preacher giving a sermon now replaced the cast.
The world will soon just be a series of awkward situations, then you die….sorry.
Ps. Spring Awakening is pretty good despite the awkward situations.